Geologic Podcast

by George Hrab · · ·

The Geologic Podcast is a weekly podcast consisting of personal stories, comedy sketches, news commentary, music and movie reviews, science advocacy, original songs, and interviews. Its host and producer is musician, composer, drummer, comedian, storyteller, TEDx speaker, event emcee, and vigilant defender of the Theory of Gravity— George Hrab. The content often draws from Geo’s musical career; the music industry in general; his adventures as a semi- almost-famous critical thinker; his fascination with language, culture, and science; and ranges in tone from incredibly serious to unbearably silly. The show’s name is a portmanteau of “George” and “Logic,” and—quite confusingly—the show contains no geology content whatsoever. Recurring characters on the show (all portrayed by Hrab) include Dr. Damian Handzy, Mortimer, Minoishe Interroberg, Rupert McClanahan and many others. The podcast content varies from week to week, but often features several of a number of recurring segments including Interesting Fauna, Ask George, Geo’s Mom Reads Jay-Z Lyrics, The History Chunk, Horror-Scopes, and The Weekly Standard. George looks at his show as a type of “brain sorbet” for those who may need the occasional respite from the “coarses” of life. The podcast started in February 2007, and George has rarely missed posting one episode per week ever since. Just ask his therapist.

A Very Stupid Episode
Half of the paint can must have been whiteout, and the other half was probably non-dairy creamer.
Half of the paint can must have been whiteout, and the other half was probably non-dairy creamer.
Satan, laughing, spreads his wings
Satan, laughing, spreads his wings
We don't march; we just sit on our ocelot.
We don't march; we just sit on our ocelot.
But is it nourishing?
But is it nourishing?
It's not a magic stick.
It's not a magic stick.
ROCKET FLAN!
ROCKET FLAN!
Life is this combination of terror and joy.
Life is this combination of terror and joy.
Why would I have to label that as some kind of guilty pleasure?
Why would I have to label that as some kind of guilty pleasure?
So I am walking around like some surgeon who's been surprised because he's found a stapler inside someone's colon.
So I am walking around like some surgeon who's been surprised because he's found a stapler inside someone's colon.
You sing really well. But you're singing too loud.