I could say, "I'm good friends with Milton Mermacavish."
As holidays go, Easter is just the worst.
Getting in shape is the easiest and hardest thing to do.
It Goes To Eleven?!
How do we knwow the point where the things that give us pleasure start actually harming us?
There are those weeks that feel like months.
It's a complete roll of the dice.
The thing that has the least to do with the quality of the performance is what is being performed.
"Is it art" is not the question one should be asking.
The things I get to hear and see.
I do not watch sports on television.
Why is there rice in Spain and nowhere else?
Many horror movies are just the bomb going off.
You never quite know what kind of an impact you're going to have on people.
It's so cold I've been wearing one outfit.
You brush your teeth for two minutes, it feels like a month.
Jello fish has got to go.
In which badger juggling is used to illustrate creativity as a process
Every year I do this weird calculus. I look at the calendar and I think- when do we get the tree?
If you study the sun, you study the universe.